[ open post ]

[gumai]

( starters, continuations, prompts, etc )

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[kuruhito]

I was curious about your superpower.

[gumai]

my superpower...?

[ give him a moment ]

oh you mean my porno mag power up, yeah what about it?

[kuruhito]

[ Don't call it that... That makes him feel worse about this line of questioning. ]

Does it interfere with things outside of work?

[gumai]

[ :) ]

"outside of work"?

[kuruhito]

Yes. Things like dating.

[gumai]

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oh ]

are you making fun of me

[kuruhito]

What? No! Why would I do that?

[gumai]

because boss is threatening to blackmail you over something

[kuruhito]

It was a genuine question. If it makes you uncomfortable, feel free to ignore it.

[gumai]

[ . . . it was? ]

so... what, you want to know if my dick is 3.6 times faster to come or something?

1/2

[kuruhito]

[ yes ]

[kuruhito]

No!
I'm not sure I want to know now.

[gumai]

are you chickening out on talking about my boners????

[kuruhito]

Absolutely, I am.

[gumai]

well fuck off you're going to hear about them anyway! what do you want to know?!

[kuruhito]

Isn't it awkward, if you're with someone and it activates?

[gumai]

you ever have sex after a funeral, ryuki?

[kuruhito]

No.

[gumai]

lame. anyway if you had you would know that sex after a funeral is some of the best sex a guy can ever have. it's desperate and nasty and everyone's always relieved they're still alive during it

so imagine that, but it's every time i have sex

[kuruhito]

I'm not sure how feeling like you're going to die leads to better sex.

[gumai]

i mean, sex is life giving, right? it's also the tiny death. la petite mort. when you blow your load, it's like losing a part of yourself for a moment and reaching the greatest of highs. reminds you what's worth living for

[kuruhito]

Wow, Mr Date. That was almost poetic.

[gumai]

i can be poetic!! especially about sex. no one's read more erotica than me, i promise you that! even boss and her BLs don't compare

[kuruhito]

It’s helpful for our cases, so that’s fine.

Did your girlfriends like it?

[ This is embarrassing. Why is he doing this? He’s just going to make a fool out of himself, probing like this, as if it’ll help his fantasies… Ugh. ]

[gumai]

[ ......... ah. well. hm. how does he explain— ]

i haven't had a girlfriend since mizuki was eight

[ wait he didn't want to say that HE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT ]

but hooks up! yeah! i fuck and girls like it