[ open post ]

[gumai]

( starters, continuations, prompts, etc )

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[kuruhito]

[ Oh. Oh god.

Okay. Be cool. Don’t think about your superior being really good at sex and not needing a break and no refractory period and what would that be like and oh god this was such a huge mistake what is he meant to do now holy shit - ]

Can anyone even keep up with that?

[ Nailed it. ]

[gumai]

not really. girls do it better than guys cause they have multiple orgasms and i can eat a pussy for hours but i've never had someone who can really keep up

[ just drops the bomb that he fucks guys sometimes too without thinking ]

[kuruhito]

[ Oh.

Fuck.


Ryuki has to take a brief moment to recoup and that delays his text for an awkwardly long time. ]

I didn’t know guys were your type too. All the porno mags are women.

[gumai]

[ give him a minute to realize he let that slip. he wasn't... hiding it... but !!! ]

oh. yeah, i like porn mags with women more. japan doesn't make a lot of good gravure shit with guys. but my video stash is more mixed

[kuruhito]

Right, that makes sense. It’s easier to find the usual stuff when you need it in an emergency too, right?
That’s good. For you, I mean. That it all helps and you can use both?

[gumai]

that's not weird for you, right? that i like guys too? i can keep things professional between us, if that's your worry

[kuruhito]

If doesn’t bother me at all, Mr. Date. I can empathise, actually.

[gumai]

what does that mean?

[kuruhito]

[ 🔫 ]

About liking men.

[gumai]

[ oh ]

you fuck guys?

[kuruhito]

[ Kill him. Right now.

Why did he do this to himself. ]

Sometimes. Or I date them! Or I did.

Once.

[gumai]

[ hm. why does the thought of ryuki dating a guy make him feel...

hm. ]

you dated a guy before?

[kuruhito]

At university, yeah. It wasn’t serious, though, since I was focused on graduating.

[gumai]

so you're not still talking to him?

[kuruhito]

No? It’s been years since then. I don’t even have his number anymore.

[gumai]

ok

cool

good

[ he's not being weird about this fuck you ]

[kuruhito]

Good? He wasn’t a bad guy or anything.

[gumai]

that's not what i meant! i just mean if you're going to date a guy it should be someone in your league who knows your taste and understands your lifestyle and can fuck you really well. not some chump from university.

[kuruhito]

My taste and lifestyle… Like another police officer?
Wait! What do you mean about - you can’t just talk about someone fucking me!

[gumai]

not another police officer! why would you date another police officer????

and what do you MEAN i can't. there's no way you aren't a pillow princess bottom who takes dick like a champ!

[kuruhito]

Thats not true at all! I can be a equal partner when it comes to sex!

[gumai]

YOU'RE GOING TO LIE THERE AND TAKE IT AS I FUCK YOU, RYUKI

[kuruhito]

what

[gumai]

you're not dating any other police officers! or any smooth talking casanovas from university [ NOW THE EX IS A SMOOTH TALKING CASANOVA?? ]

you're MY junior and I'M going to be the one who fucks you

[kuruhito]

You… want to fuck me?
Is this a practical joke? Did Tama put you up to this?