gumai | [ open post ]

No.

lame. anyway if you had you would know that sex after a funeral is some of the best sex a guy can ever have. it's desperate and nasty and everyone's always relieved they're still alive during it

so imagine that, but it's every time i have sex

I'm not sure how feeling like you're going to die leads to better sex.

i mean, sex is life giving, right? it's also the tiny death. la petite mort. when you blow your load, it's like losing a part of yourself for a moment and reaching the greatest of highs. reminds you what's worth living for

Wow, Mr Date. That was almost poetic.

i can be poetic!! especially about sex. no one's read more erotica than me, i promise you that! even boss and her BLs don't compare

It’s helpful for our cases, so that’s fine.

Did your girlfriends like it?

[ This is embarrassing. Why is he doing this? He’s just going to make a fool out of himself, probing like this, as if it’ll help his fantasies… Ugh. ]

[ ......... ah. well. hm. how does he explain— ]

i haven't had a girlfriend since mizuki was eight

[ wait he didn't want to say that HE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT ]

but hooks up! yeah! i fuck and girls like it

[ Hope inflated… And then annihilated. ]

Sorry. That was inappropriate.

[ YES... RYUKI BELIEVED HIS LIES........ ]

no it's cool, we're two guys we can talk like this with each other

but for the record i don't get weird during sex or anything. i have sex like a normal person. though i guess it helps with stamina, i don't really have a refractory period

[ Oh. Oh god.

Okay. Be cool. Don’t think about your superior being really good at sex and not needing a break and no refractory period and what would that be like and oh god this was such a huge mistake what is he meant to do now holy shit - ]

Can anyone even keep up with that?

[ Nailed it. ]

not really. girls do it better than guys cause they have multiple orgasms and i can eat a pussy for hours but i've never had someone who can really keep up

[ just drops the bomb that he fucks guys sometimes too without thinking ]

[ Oh.

Fuck.

Ryuki has to take a brief moment to recoup and that delays his text for an awkwardly long time. ]

I didn’t know guys were your type too. All the porno mags are women.

[ give him a minute to realize he let that slip. he wasn't... hiding it... but !!! ]

oh. yeah, i like porn mags with women more. japan doesn't make a lot of good gravure shit with guys. but my video stash is more mixed

Right, that makes sense. It’s easier to find the usual stuff when you need it in an emergency too, right?
That’s good. For you, I mean. That it all helps and you can use both?