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[gumai]

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[kuruhito]

[ Oh.

Fuck.


Ryuki has to take a brief moment to recoup and that delays his text for an awkwardly long time. ]

I didn’t know guys were your type too. All the porno mags are women.

[gumai]

[ give him a minute to realize he let that slip. he wasn't... hiding it... but !!! ]

oh. yeah, i like porn mags with women more. japan doesn't make a lot of good gravure shit with guys. but my video stash is more mixed

[kuruhito]

Right, that makes sense. It’s easier to find the usual stuff when you need it in an emergency too, right?
That’s good. For you, I mean. That it all helps and you can use both?

[gumai]

that's not weird for you, right? that i like guys too? i can keep things professional between us, if that's your worry

[kuruhito]

If doesn’t bother me at all, Mr. Date. I can empathise, actually.

[gumai]

what does that mean?

[kuruhito]

[ 🔫 ]

About liking men.

[gumai]

[ oh ]

you fuck guys?

[kuruhito]

[ Kill him. Right now.

Why did he do this to himself. ]

Sometimes. Or I date them! Or I did.

Once.

[gumai]

[ hm. why does the thought of ryuki dating a guy make him feel...

hm. ]

you dated a guy before?

[kuruhito]

At university, yeah. It wasn’t serious, though, since I was focused on graduating.

[gumai]

so you're not still talking to him?

[kuruhito]

No? It’s been years since then. I don’t even have his number anymore.

[gumai]

ok

cool

good

[ he's not being weird about this fuck you ]

[kuruhito]

Good? He wasn’t a bad guy or anything.

[gumai]

that's not what i meant! i just mean if you're going to date a guy it should be someone in your league who knows your taste and understands your lifestyle and can fuck you really well. not some chump from university.

[kuruhito]

My taste and lifestyle… Like another police officer?
Wait! What do you mean about - you can’t just talk about someone fucking me!

[gumai]

not another police officer! why would you date another police officer????

and what do you MEAN i can't. there's no way you aren't a pillow princess bottom who takes dick like a champ!

[kuruhito]

Thats not true at all! I can be a equal partner when it comes to sex!

[gumai]

YOU'RE GOING TO LIE THERE AND TAKE IT AS I FUCK YOU, RYUKI

[kuruhito]

what

[gumai]

you're not dating any other police officers! or any smooth talking casanovas from university [ NOW THE EX IS A SMOOTH TALKING CASANOVA?? ]

you're MY junior and I'M going to be the one who fucks you

[kuruhito]

You… want to fuck me?
Is this a practical joke? Did Tama put you up to this?

[gumai]

tama blocked me from dming her anymore like a month ago, keep up

[ it was tragic... his horny comrade in arms got sick of him ]

if you're into guys in the first place, then yeah i want to fuck you

[kuruhito]

[ That’s a relief, at least. Tama might be giving him space right now, but if she unblocked Date and started sharing his secrets then it would all totally be over.

Still. Date wants to fuck him. It’s not… romantic, but it might be the best he can get. Sex isn’t romance, but he can pretend otherwise, even if he is a terrible actor. ]

Okay.