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[gumai]

( starters, continuations, prompts, etc )

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[gumai]

[ . . . it was? ]

so... what, you want to know if my dick is 3.6 times faster to come or something?

1/2

[kuruhito]

[ yes ]

[kuruhito]

No!
I'm not sure I want to know now.

[gumai]

are you chickening out on talking about my boners????

[kuruhito]

Absolutely, I am.

[gumai]

well fuck off you're going to hear about them anyway! what do you want to know?!

[kuruhito]

Isn't it awkward, if you're with someone and it activates?

[gumai]

you ever have sex after a funeral, ryuki?

[kuruhito]

No.

[gumai]

lame. anyway if you had you would know that sex after a funeral is some of the best sex a guy can ever have. it's desperate and nasty and everyone's always relieved they're still alive during it

so imagine that, but it's every time i have sex

[kuruhito]

I'm not sure how feeling like you're going to die leads to better sex.

[gumai]

i mean, sex is life giving, right? it's also the tiny death. la petite mort. when you blow your load, it's like losing a part of yourself for a moment and reaching the greatest of highs. reminds you what's worth living for

[kuruhito]

Wow, Mr Date. That was almost poetic.

[gumai]

i can be poetic!! especially about sex. no one's read more erotica than me, i promise you that! even boss and her BLs don't compare

[kuruhito]

It’s helpful for our cases, so that’s fine.

Did your girlfriends like it?

[ This is embarrassing. Why is he doing this? He’s just going to make a fool out of himself, probing like this, as if it’ll help his fantasies… Ugh. ]

[gumai]

[ ......... ah. well. hm. how does he explain— ]

i haven't had a girlfriend since mizuki was eight

[ wait he didn't want to say that HE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT ]

but hooks up! yeah! i fuck and girls like it

[kuruhito]

[ Hope inflated… And then annihilated. ]

Sorry. That was inappropriate.

[gumai]

[ YES... RYUKI BELIEVED HIS LIES........ ]

no it's cool, we're two guys we can talk like this with each other

but for the record i don't get weird during sex or anything. i have sex like a normal person. though i guess it helps with stamina, i don't really have a refractory period

[kuruhito]

[ Oh. Oh god.

Okay. Be cool. Don’t think about your superior being really good at sex and not needing a break and no refractory period and what would that be like and oh god this was such a huge mistake what is he meant to do now holy shit - ]

Can anyone even keep up with that?

[ Nailed it. ]

[gumai]

not really. girls do it better than guys cause they have multiple orgasms and i can eat a pussy for hours but i've never had someone who can really keep up

[ just drops the bomb that he fucks guys sometimes too without thinking ]

[kuruhito]

[ Oh.

Fuck.


Ryuki has to take a brief moment to recoup and that delays his text for an awkwardly long time. ]

I didn’t know guys were your type too. All the porno mags are women.

[gumai]

[ give him a minute to realize he let that slip. he wasn't... hiding it... but !!! ]

oh. yeah, i like porn mags with women more. japan doesn't make a lot of good gravure shit with guys. but my video stash is more mixed

[kuruhito]

Right, that makes sense. It’s easier to find the usual stuff when you need it in an emergency too, right?
That’s good. For you, I mean. That it all helps and you can use both?

[gumai]

that's not weird for you, right? that i like guys too? i can keep things professional between us, if that's your worry

[kuruhito]

If doesn’t bother me at all, Mr. Date. I can empathise, actually.